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Anonymous said...

Dude...5 bucks you're a virgin.

Dude...You owe me 5 bucks.


brashfink said...

Whatever, you have lost your mind. Someone should make a law that prevents people from using the Internet as a substitute for a life and girlfriend.

I'll vote in favor of that law. I've spent a grand total of maybe an hour total (and that's probably an over-estimate) on this site in the amount of time it has been up. I've got a life outside this. I'm only posting here now because Justin linked to me recently and I figured there'd be a small influx of new viewers and comments. I especially love the ones that are Pro-Chobot, because inane fanboy comments are fun to respond to. For example....


Anonymous said...

Dude, wtf is wrong with you!
I think you're gay!
I mean, why else would you hate a nice girl...

Nope, not gay. Wishful thinking on your part I guess. And she may be nice (I doubt it, though), but that doesn't change the fact that she's a fucking moron. Dumber than you, even. And that's saying something.


pred said...

Just because you claim she’s "nice" doesn’t mean a thing. You have no way of knowing this. I go by what I see and by what she writes. From that I gather she is dumb, ugly, and old.

Yup.

Ah, the sweet sight of a reasonable statement among all the dumbass fanboys that come here. Pred speaks the truth.

Someone's a fanboy...

Anonymous said...

OK, what the hell? Why do you hate her so much? I meen honestly... shes fucking hot, shes a gamer, and she not some dumb ass poser. And perhaps you should use your "talent" on somthing else like, o i dont know, a log of you getting your first pubic hair. but yea, ya know have fun on the internets ragin on people who couldnt care less about you.
Yea and the PSP isnt a console its a handheld... ass, and since im im sure you will delete this as soon as you see it since your a coward who cant stand up to any scrutiny of his views.im gonna put in my email... mortealiante@gmail.com feel free to send me your comments

Alright, let's get right to it:

OK, what the hell? What the hell indeed.

Why do you hate her so much? Because she's a no-talent assclown who got famous for no other reason except for having boobs and licking a shitty gaming system and posting the picture onto the internet. If I licked a PSP before she did, you can damn well bet I wouldn't have a job with IGN right now. She doesn't deserve whatever fame she's received. And again, before anyone goes and calls me a hypocrite by saying "Well this site is giving her more fame, so you're stupid blah blah blah," let me say that no one stumbles across this page accidentally. If you search for "Jessica Chobot" and find this page, that means you know who Jessica Chobot is. She has boobs and claims to be some sort of gamer, so some idiots think that's reason enough to make her famous.

I meen honestly... shes fucking hot, I mean honestly, she's fucking not.

shes a gamer, She dissed Nintendo, she talked about modding her XBox. True gamers do not do these things.

and she not some dumb ass poser. Yes, she is.

And perhaps you should use your "talent" on somthing else like, o i dont know, a log of you getting your first pubic hair. I realize that I am also a no-talent ass clown. However, I will not get famous because of it. As for when I got my first pubic hair, I don't recall the exact date and time. It was quite a while ago.

but yea, ya know have fun on the internets ragin on people who couldnt care less about you. Thanks, I will. And you have fun leaving comments on the internets ragin on people who couldnt care less about you.

Yea and the PSP isnt a console its a handheld... And a shitty one at that.

ass, Real mature.

and since im im sure you will delete this as soon as you see it Yeah, I'll do that, except instead of deleting it, I'll make it a post on the front page.

since your a coward who cant stand up to any scrutiny of his views. You're, not your. And yes, I can stand up to scrutiny.

im gonna put in my email... mortealiante@gmail.com feel free to send me your comments I think this was a sufficient enough response to you. But if you've got any more comments for me, feel free to leave them. And that goes to anyone out there.

Good times.

"Anonymous said...

all of this shi** just cause she shot you down,you would not be this up in arms about it if there was nothing personal behind it i read the posts the sun aint as clear is you and your wounded pride playa got shot down you and evreybody reading this know i am right which is why this will be deleted asap playa got shot down"

I'm sorry, I don't speak "stupid" fluently, so I'm gonna try my best with this shit. I believe I've split this up into what would've been separate thoughts, but who knows. Here goes:

I believe "all of this shi** just cause she shot you down" means that the reader thinks I was rejected in some way, shape, or form by that PSP-licker. Which just plain isn't true. I've never met her or talked to her at all, ever.

"you would not be this up in arms about it if there was nothing personal behind it" is pretty easy to understand, and it's true. I personally think she's stupid, and annoying, and not that attractive, and definitely not "the perfect woman" as described by our good friends at IGN. So personally, I hate her for being famous for no reason, much the same way I hate other stupid bitches that get famous for no reason (Paris Hilton, et al). So yes, there is a personal feeling of hatred, however not personal in the respect that you implied. Like I said, I never met her, never interacted with her in any way. I just don't like her outward appearance. She comes off as annoying and stupid. I don't blame her for cashing in on the fame that was presented to her, but it was her own damn fault for getting to that point in the first place. She seductively licked a gaming console and posted the picture on the internet, it's not like she didn't expect a reaction.

Now, here's where it get's tricky for me:

"i read the posts the sun aint as clear is you and your wounded pride" ????? What's with the sun? Wounded pride? Wherefore is my pride wounded?

"playa got shot down you and evreybody reading this know i am right" Well, I assume I am the "playa" and again, you are assuming that Miss Chobot rejected me. And again, you are incorrect. So "evreybody" reading this that "knows" you are right, is actually wrong.

"which is why this will be deleted asap" Well, it hasn't been deleted yet, and I see no reason for this to happen any time soon.

" playa got shot down" Again, with the me getting shot down being incorrect.

Also, since I've already received one google hit for "chobot naked," I figure I'll throw these out there for good measure: jessica chobot naked, jessica chobot nude, jessica chobot pics, jessica chobot is an attention whore, ign sucks for making jessica chobot famous, ign sucks, fuck you ign, seriously ign go fuck yourselves.

Well, it was only a matter of time.

An ex-boyfriend has come forward with a NSFW pic of everyone's least favorite PSP-licker. It's about damn time. This almost makes me not hate her as much. Almost.

Jessica Chobot Naked