Wednesday, July 15, 2009

This deserves its own post

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Yeah it was posted 6 months ago, but holy shit is it hilarious. I've got nothing to add.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Jessica Chobot naked

I love that this site went 2 and a half years without an update, and yet still rests at the top of Google searches for "Jessica Chobot nude". I'm only 7th in "jessica chobot naked", though. Oh well. Sorry to disappoint the 20,000+ of you that visited this site hoping to find her naked pictures. I don't have them. If I did, I'd probably have to gauge my eyes out after seeing them, so I wouldn't be able to post them here anyway.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Jessica Chobot still sucks.


I'm just sayin'.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

GoonerBoy said...


Mate, do you want to kiss her? No.
On her downstairs area? Do you mean her vagina, or her basement? It's ok to say vagina here, we're all adults. Except for the 12 year old fan boys that come here looking for "chobot nude pics psp licker". And the answer is no, I do not want to kiss her on her downstairs area.
You so do, you poor little chap. I so don't, you poor little chap.
The thing is, my frustrated little friend, I can see into your future. Please, Mr. Cleo, tell me what my future holds.
And it goes like this. I can't wait to hear it.
You sitting in your tawdry little bedroom My bedroom is not gaudy or cheap in nature, nor is it shameful or indecent, nor, for that matter, is it little. But please, do continue.
waiting for your mum to call you down to dinner Well, I live alone. So far, you're 0 for 2 on your future predictions. But please, continue.
masturbating like a monkey I'm not sure how much a monkey masturbates. But if it's a lot, then you got this part right.
and getting more and more angry as you watch her star inexorably rise. Actually, I'm really not gonna get any angrier no matter how much more famous she becomes. I'm not even really all that angry as it is. I'm basically just partially annoyed at the fact that she has become famous for absolutely no reason.
Life's so much better when you're less angry. Yes, yes it is.
Just out of interest, have you got a girlfriend? Yes, yes I do. Sorry to disappoint you.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

I'm #1 on MSN for She Sucks Penis. Good times.

Yeah, I've had some weird search referals. I've gotten hits for "first pubic hair", "she sucks his penis" and "paris sucks" in addition to the normal "jessica chobot naked", "jessica chobot pics", "jessica chobot nude" hits that I get. But if you want more Jessica Chobot love than I can provide, you gotta go here.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

So I noticed in my link tracking that I've gotten a few hits from this message board full of fanboys.

Says spirishman,
wow...that guy....is like a less cool and all around not as awesome version of maddox....but just not cool enough to get that tagging
Maddox is funny. I'm not. I'm not aspiring to be funny. I'm aspiring to get the word out that Jessica Chobot is a stupid bitch that sucks at life.

Says brashfink,
I posted on his blog...

"Whatever, you have lost your mind. Someone should make a law that prevents people from using the Internet as a substitute for a life and girlfriend."

What a complete tool. He is just trying to get hits.

5k hits and counting. Nothing to write home about, but not bad considering I don't really give a shit.

Says slick,
Pfft. That's stupid... how can you hate someone just for being famous? And probably a better gamer?
I don't hate her for being famous, I hate her for the way she became famous. It's been explained many times. Basically, she's a stupid bitch and has no reason to be famous, and yet she is famous nonetheless. As for her being a better gamer, who knows. Only way we'd know for sure is if we competed against each other in something. And that'll probably never happen.

Next:
What the hell man!
Why would you hate a big-boobed NOT UGLY OR NERDY female gamer!
And she even licked a psp, c'mon... HOW CAN YOU HATE HER! THE INSANITY!
(Sorry for the caps... but i got a little bit frustrated... lol)

That was posted by 1nsan1ty. That's "1nsan1ty" with "one" instead of "i", obviously done to show how hardcore he is. He then showed how hardcore he isn't by closing with "lol." What the hell is funny about you gettting frustrated? "I am so angered that I will now laugh out loud!" Fucking moron. But then, his hardcore-ness is saved by his signature, featuring the following quote: "I ART AWSOME, THOU ART NOOB!" Obviously putting anyone who reads that into their place, and also putting any doubt of his being "awsome" out of mind. Also she is ugly. And why is the fact that she licked a psp a benefit to her character? That's the fucking reason we hate her. By we, I mean all the other haters that stand beside me. And big boobed? I think not. Those aren't all that big. Not saying she's flat, but to say she's big boobed is untrue.

Brashfink also wrote,
That is not quiote correct... Hot gaming chick who writes articles for IGN and RedAssedBaboon.com who recently had her picture taken licking a PSP and exploded all over the Internet.
PSP licking came first. Then the job at IGN. That's why she sucks. She wouldn't have the IGN job if not for the PSP picture. Get your facts straight.

Brashfink also wrote,
EDIT, Man, look at her REVIEW of a semi-pr0n anime game. How can you hate a girl who talks like this...

"Graphics are decent. Very light-hearted anime feeling. Cute expressions and nice voice acting (for what it is). All the scenes are still-shots. Game play is very tedious. For a game that is an excuse to jack-off, there’s an incredible amount of buildup...which just leads to blue balls, frustration and boredom. However, if you manage to stick with it, the ending is decently rewarding. With the five different characters to interact with, replay value is strong."

And I'm the one that needs a girlfriend? "OMG, a girl talked about masturbating. Hey, I like to masturbate! That girl therefore must be perfect and infallible."


Brashfink also wrote (in another thread),
Are you talking about MAN-Jaw Morgan Web?! She looks like a dude from the neck up.
Slick agreed with that comment a few posts down. Which proves you're both dumbasses. Morgan Webb > Jessica Chobot. FACT.

Brashfink wrote again,
Christ... I would delete this entire thread in a nano-second if I thought she would actually see it! LoL
Why? Would it ruin the already non-existant chances you have with her?


Alright, enough Brashfink. Moving on to another topic:
Why, when I (or anyone, for that matter) says she's not hot, you fuckers immediately play the "gay" card?

Gir489 wrote,
They're like Madox, only gay.

Butt Pirate (spelled in some 3l33t haxx0r way) wrote,
For me I like her though not insane about her. It's just that he's maybe in my opinion a pathetic loser who just hates girls. So in other words he's... you know what!

Anonymous said...

Dude, wtf is wrong with you!
I think you're gay!
I mean, why else would you hate a nice girl...


Come up with a better insult. Playing the "ur gay!!!1!!!1!" card is so fucking lame. Just because I don't find an unattractive, stupid bitch to be attractive, doesn't mean I'm gay.
Anonymous said...

Dude...5 bucks you're a virgin.


Dude...You owe me 5 bucks.


brashfink said...

Whatever, you have lost your mind. Someone should make a law that prevents people from using the Internet as a substitute for a life and girlfriend.


I'll vote in favor of that law. I've spent a grand total of maybe an hour total (and that's probably an over-estimate) on this site in the amount of time it has been up. I've got a life outside this. I'm only posting here now because Justin linked to me recently and I figured there'd be a small influx of new viewers and comments. I especially love the ones that are Pro-Chobot, because inane fanboy comments are fun to respond to. For example....


Anonymous said...

Dude, wtf is wrong with you!
I think you're gay!
I mean, why else would you hate a nice girl...


Nope, not gay. Wishful thinking on your part I guess. And she may be nice (I doubt it, though), but that doesn't change the fact that she's a fucking moron. Dumber than you, even. And that's saying something.


pred said...

Just because you claim she’s "nice" doesn’t mean a thing. You have no way of knowing this. I go by what I see and by what she writes. From that I gather she is dumb, ugly, and old.

Yup.


Ah, the sweet sight of a reasonable statement among all the dumbass fanboys that come here. Pred speaks the truth.