Sunday, June 26, 2005

"Anonymous said...

She is sucking all the way to the bank. Let it go. She found semi fame from being considered hot and you are jealous your witty sites don't get the same response hers does because she has a vagina and you have a penis. Let it go."


I don't care if no one ever finds this site and I never get famous. Nothing will change the fact that Jessica Chobot sucks. Plus, we can't even be sure she has a vagina. I'm just sayin'.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wasn't talking about this site in your quest for internet fame. I was referring to your other sites where you have openly admitted to wanting internet fame. For example on your pepsi girl site you have repeatedly boasted about how your site was used and which sites referred to your site. Listen, just because you type "justin fubar" in google and come up with less results than a search for "chobot" doesn't mean she sucks. She is opinionated and does stupid shit for attention. That reminds me an awful lot of someone else whos writings I find very entertaining. (in case you didn't get that I am referring to you) My point is that you are bitching about someone who does stupid shit for attention, makes opinionated articles, and dislikes one system over another for silly personal reasons with no factual evidence. You add that with her blatant use of sex appeal and you have a recipe for internet fame. Granted there isn't much there but it doesnt take anything more than a half drawn cartoon of Minnie Mouse in a garter belt to get off your typical internet geeks. Take away the sex appeal that you are lacking and she is just the same as you are. She is just another person who likes to post opinionated articles and useless crap to entertain people. I admit you are better at it than she is but through her poor use of sex appeal she met more fame than you did. Just let it go dude. You sound like the kid who lost the kickball game and is all sad and putting the other team down for winning. Go back to writing your witty and fun stuff. I miss that. Now all you do is bitch about some stupid internet cam whore wannabee journalist.

Jessica Chobot Sucks said...

That's all well and good, except I'm not Justin.

Anonymous said...

I do find it funny how quickly IGN has hired her. Bravo to her for taking advantage of the fame! But IGN, sucks to you! They are the one's who need a "sucks" site. Too bad IGN already registered ignsucks.com

Anonymous said...

You know they all glare and drool over her. Or, that is anyone who knows the guys at IGN. There's geeks and then there's freaks!

Anonymous said...

I would jerk off to a video of her shoving a PSP up her pussy. But that's about the only way I'd pay her any attention, and then that would be the end of it.

Pred said...

"Plus, we can't even be sure she has a vagina."

Chobot's a SHEMALE!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Plus, we can't even be sure she has a vagina."

Ahahaha... I was thinking the same thing!! I keep telling people that she is really flat chested and has sort of masculine features for a woman... I would sincerely NOT be surprised if she was a tranny. Don't worry, I don't think you're jealous, I can see plenty of reasons this girl would annoy you. I'm friends with a number of female gamers who are so much more attractive than Jessica Chobot (and have bigger chests too), but unlike her they aren't interested in whoring themselves out just for a bit of attention from a bunch of nerds.