Anonymous said...
RIGHT BACK AT YOU WE PRAY FOR YOU CRUEL LIARS THAT FIND ENJOYMENT AT TRYING TO DEFAME ANOTHER READ THE BIBLE YOU HELLBOUND SOULESS FUCKS
Anonymous said...
AND SAY IT TO MY FACE GOMER AND ALL YOU POOR MEN THAT SHE WOULDENT DATE BECAUSE YOUR ILLETERATE MONKEY SPAWN AND PROBOLY IN JAIL PRESENTLY SO WHEN THEY GIVE YOUR ASS A BREAK CHECK OUT THESE CIMMENTD SND YES I HAVE CONTACYS GOOD THING I GAVE UP THE WITCHCRAFT AND TURNED TO JESUS OTHERWISE YOU'D BE TOSSEN SALASDS IN THE GYM WHILE THEY RUN A TRAIN IN== YOUR STRETCHED OUT ASS HOPE YPU ENJOY PRISONSEX MOROMS LISTEN TO TOOL OPIATE HUSH SWEAT JERKOFF
Anonymous said...
YES SO WHQT IF I SPELLED IT WRONG YOU CANT READ ANYWAY AND YOUR ARIAN BROS IN THE CELLBLOCK WHO CAN READ CAN 3UCK HITLER AND SNOOPDOG YUP I HOPE YOU LIKE PUSHINSTOOL ERIC
Yeah it was posted 6 months ago, but holy shit is it hilarious. I've got nothing to add.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Jessica Chobot naked
I love that this site went 2 and a half years without an update, and yet still rests at the top of Google searches for "Jessica Chobot nude". I'm only 7th in "jessica chobot naked", though. Oh well. Sorry to disappoint the 20,000+ of you that visited this site hoping to find her naked pictures. I don't have them. If I did, I'd probably have to gauge my eyes out after seeing them, so I wouldn't be able to post them here anyway.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Saturday, August 20, 2005
GoonerBoy said...
Mate, do you want to kiss her? No.
On her downstairs area? Do you mean her vagina, or her basement? It's ok to say vagina here, we're all adults. Except for the 12 year old fan boys that come here looking for "chobot nude pics psp licker". And the answer is no, I do not want to kiss her on her downstairs area.
You so do, you poor little chap. I so don't, you poor little chap.
The thing is, my frustrated little friend, I can see into your future. Please, Mr. Cleo, tell me what my future holds.
And it goes like this. I can't wait to hear it.
You sitting in your tawdry little bedroom My bedroom is not gaudy or cheap in nature, nor is it shameful or indecent, nor, for that matter, is it little. But please, do continue.
waiting for your mum to call you down to dinner Well, I live alone. So far, you're 0 for 2 on your future predictions. But please, continue.
masturbating like a monkey I'm not sure how much a monkey masturbates. But if it's a lot, then you got this part right.
and getting more and more angry as you watch her star inexorably rise. Actually, I'm really not gonna get any angrier no matter how much more famous she becomes. I'm not even really all that angry as it is. I'm basically just partially annoyed at the fact that she has become famous for absolutely no reason.
Life's so much better when you're less angry. Yes, yes it is.
Just out of interest, have you got a girlfriend? Yes, yes I do. Sorry to disappoint you.
Mate, do you want to kiss her? No.
On her downstairs area? Do you mean her vagina, or her basement? It's ok to say vagina here, we're all adults. Except for the 12 year old fan boys that come here looking for "chobot nude pics psp licker". And the answer is no, I do not want to kiss her on her downstairs area.
You so do, you poor little chap. I so don't, you poor little chap.
The thing is, my frustrated little friend, I can see into your future. Please, Mr. Cleo, tell me what my future holds.
And it goes like this. I can't wait to hear it.
You sitting in your tawdry little bedroom My bedroom is not gaudy or cheap in nature, nor is it shameful or indecent, nor, for that matter, is it little. But please, do continue.
waiting for your mum to call you down to dinner Well, I live alone. So far, you're 0 for 2 on your future predictions. But please, continue.
masturbating like a monkey I'm not sure how much a monkey masturbates. But if it's a lot, then you got this part right.
and getting more and more angry as you watch her star inexorably rise. Actually, I'm really not gonna get any angrier no matter how much more famous she becomes. I'm not even really all that angry as it is. I'm basically just partially annoyed at the fact that she has become famous for absolutely no reason.
Life's so much better when you're less angry. Yes, yes it is.
Just out of interest, have you got a girlfriend? Yes, yes I do. Sorry to disappoint you.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
I'm #1 on MSN for She Sucks Penis. Good times.
Yeah, I've had some weird search referals. I've gotten hits for "first pubic hair", "she sucks his penis" and "paris sucks" in addition to the normal "jessica chobot naked", "jessica chobot pics", "jessica chobot nude" hits that I get. But if you want more Jessica Chobot love than I can provide, you gotta go here.
Yeah, I've had some weird search referals. I've gotten hits for "first pubic hair", "she sucks his penis" and "paris sucks" in addition to the normal "jessica chobot naked", "jessica chobot pics", "jessica chobot nude" hits that I get. But if you want more Jessica Chobot love than I can provide, you gotta go here.
Monday, August 01, 2005
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Anonymous said...
Dude...5 bucks you're a virgin.
Dude...You owe me 5 bucks.
brashfink said...
Whatever, you have lost your mind. Someone should make a law that prevents people from using the Internet as a substitute for a life and girlfriend.
I'll vote in favor of that law. I've spent a grand total of maybe an hour total (and that's probably an over-estimate) on this site in the amount of time it has been up. I've got a life outside this. I'm only posting here now because Justin linked to me recently and I figured there'd be a small influx of new viewers and comments. I especially love the ones that are Pro-Chobot, because inane fanboy comments are fun to respond to. For example....
Anonymous said...
Dude, wtf is wrong with you!
I think you're gay!
I mean, why else would you hate a nice girl...
Nope, not gay. Wishful thinking on your part I guess. And she may be nice (I doubt it, though), but that doesn't change the fact that she's a fucking moron. Dumber than you, even. And that's saying something.
pred said...
Just because you claim she’s "nice" doesn’t mean a thing. You have no way of knowing this. I go by what I see and by what she writes. From that I gather she is dumb, ugly, and old.
Yup.
Ah, the sweet sight of a reasonable statement among all the dumbass fanboys that come here. Pred speaks the truth.
Dude...5 bucks you're a virgin.
Dude...You owe me 5 bucks.
brashfink said...
Whatever, you have lost your mind. Someone should make a law that prevents people from using the Internet as a substitute for a life and girlfriend.
I'll vote in favor of that law. I've spent a grand total of maybe an hour total (and that's probably an over-estimate) on this site in the amount of time it has been up. I've got a life outside this. I'm only posting here now because Justin linked to me recently and I figured there'd be a small influx of new viewers and comments. I especially love the ones that are Pro-Chobot, because inane fanboy comments are fun to respond to. For example....
Anonymous said...
Dude, wtf is wrong with you!
I think you're gay!
I mean, why else would you hate a nice girl...
Nope, not gay. Wishful thinking on your part I guess. And she may be nice (I doubt it, though), but that doesn't change the fact that she's a fucking moron. Dumber than you, even. And that's saying something.
pred said...
Just because you claim she’s "nice" doesn’t mean a thing. You have no way of knowing this. I go by what I see and by what she writes. From that I gather she is dumb, ugly, and old.
Yup.
Ah, the sweet sight of a reasonable statement among all the dumbass fanboys that come here. Pred speaks the truth.
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